Darn women drivers!

This morning on Highway 1, Joe looked over to his left and there was a woman in a brand new Mazda doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. He looked away for a couple seconds and when he looked back she was halfway over in his lane, still working on that makeup.

Joe doesn't scare easily, but she scared him so much he dropped his shaver, which knocked the donut out of his other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using his knees against the steering wheel, it knocked his cell phone away from his ear, which fell into the coffee between his legs, splashed and burned Big Jimmy and the Twins, ruined the darn phone, Soaked his trousers, and disconnected an important call.